This time the video is Slipknot's People = Shit but with a very different video. It will make sense when you read this episode.
THREE
“What the hell happened to you?”
Casey asked Lenny as he walked into her apartment. “You didn’t go into a
moshpit again, did you? You’re getting too old and slow for that shit.”
“I ran into a fist leaving a
bar,” Lenny told her, wiping some blood from his nose.
“Shit, sit down. Let me clean
that up a bit,” Casey said.
Lenny sat down on the ratty couch
in her apartment. There wasn’t much furniture but the walls were covered with
old concert flyers. Casey used to go to nursing school before dropping out so
she seemed to be the best person to visit after his little encounter at the
Tower Club.
Casey wet a cloth and washed his
face with a tenderness he really hadn’t seen her exhibit before. As she did he
told her exactly what happened.
“Leave it up to you to get beaten
up within hours after taking on a case. Philip Marlowe has nothing on you.
“If only I was as good an
investigator. Or as witty,” Lenny said and winced when the cloth hit a painful
part of his nose.
“Right. You’re lucky. Nothing
broken. Won’t even need stitches. Must hurt like hell, though. Let me give you
some medicine,” Casey said and offered him a bottle of Jack.
Lenny took a long pull, making an
aaaah sound as the booze made the
familiar slightly burning but pleasant sensations it does.
“Let me put on a band-aid on that
snozzle of yours. I only have My Little Pony ones left. Hope you don’t mind.”
“Right,” Lenny said. “Nothing
says metal better than a pink horse.”
“Prog-metal perhaps? Or stoner
metal?” Casey suggested.
Lenny shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. We
haven’t got any gigs lined up in the next few weeks anyway.”
“True. First time you seem happy
about that. So, now what? Are you continuing your investigation or do you
choose to keep your teeth?”
“Hey, you should see the other
guy. I won the fight. So yeah, I’m continuing my investigation. What kind of
private eye would I be when I dropped the case as soon as some dude gets a bit
physical.”
Casey chuckled. “You don’t look
like you were the winner of the fight.”
“What do you know about fights,
you’re a girl?”
That wasn’t Lenny’s smartest
choice of words. Casey pinched his nose, causing him to go down on his knees,
howling in pain.
“I’m a fucking woman, Lenny. Not
a girl. And you know I know all about fights,” Casey said.
“Yeah, yeah. Just kidding. Ow man…”
Lenny wiped some tears from his eyes.
“Take another one from the bottle
to take care of that pain,” Casey offered.
“I can’t. I’m driving. And
imagine that bartender calls that Janey is there. I will have to get behind the
wheel right away.”
“Well, it’s not legal already
now.” Casey put the bottle against Lenny’s mouth. “Now drink your medicine, I
will drive you when it’s needed.”
Lenny had to drink or drown, some
whiskey running down his goatee.
As Casey removed the bottle he
said, “Thanks. I guess.”
“I’m your pal, Lenny. You know
that. You just have to learn to watch your mouth.”
“But wait, you had a few drinks
after our show. Are you allowed to drive?”
“I can handle my liquor better
than you, tubby. You know that.”
That’s when the openings riff of
Black Sabbath’s Iron Man played,
Lenny’s ringtone. He answered it.
“She’s there. Great. Buy her a
drink on me. I’m coming over right away,” Lenny said in the phone. He
disconnected and told Casey, “I’m in luck. Janey showed up at the Tower Club
already.”
“Awesome, let’s roll then,” Casey
said. “Give me your keys.”
So a few minutes later they were
driving. Lenny prayed no cops would have them stop over, because he had to
admit Casey was driving okay, but he figured legally she still had too many an
alcohol percentage in her blood for sure.
Casey told him as she was driving
and he was shotgun he had to shut his mouth and let her choose the music. Some
screaming punkrock girl was shouting about Cosmic
Bullshit through his speakers. Not his thing.
Before the third song had set in
they were already at the Tower Club. Casey parked the car pretty neatly and
they got out.
When they walked in the room,
KISS singing about their Love Gun
they spotted her right away. She was dancing all by herself, more sensual than
any stripper. Short, leather skirt. White tank top. Tattoos of geisha’s,
dragons and koi fish all over her slender arms. Lipstick red as blood. Almond
eyes. Flawless skin. Bleach blond hair. A beauty.
“Wow, she’s hot. That her, right?”
Casey whispered to Lenny.
“Seems to be,” he said.
The bartender nodded to Lenny who
gave him a wink.
“What is she drinking?” Lenny
asked.
“Jack, on the rocks.”
“Of course,” Lenny said. “Okay,
give me two of them.”
“What happened to your face, man?”
the bartender asked.
“Walked into one of your
customers.”
The bartender nodded. “Think I
know which one. Alex. Sorry about that, dude.”
“Yeah.”
“That’s a pretty hot babe you got
tagging along. If you can arrange a date with her for me, I don’t need the
backstage pass to any rockband, dude.”
Casey leaned over the bar,
smiling her sweetest smile at the bartender. “You could just ask the hot babe
herself. She’s not deaf.”
The bartender blushed a bit. “Sorry.”
“You can buy me dinner anytime,
but you won’t be getting my pussy unless you develop one yourself. Sorry,
buster,” Casey told him.
Lenny walked over to Janey with
his glass of Jack. “Here, for you.”
She glanced at him like he was
some kind of amusing novelty. Then she said, “Sure, why not.” She drained the
Jack like a longshoreman. Or someone from an eighties glamrock band.
Lenny smiled. The game was afoot.
TO BE CONTINUED
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